Unsung Heroes of the Holocaust Memorial Museum
by Nonso Christian UgbodeWhat would you die for? The question seems nebulous if pondered correctly, for there are surely various things we would all deem worth protecting with our lives. The lives of the innocent, however, put us all squarely on the same page. We give medals for it. We throw parades for it. We option TV movies [...]
Aging Artist Must Get Hip Replacement or Loose Funk, Report
by Nonso Christian UgbodeAfter news of hit-making musician Prince refusing necessary hip replacement surgery based on his Jehovah’s Witness religious beliefs, the US FBBI (Federal Bureau of Black Investigations) has released a foreboding report on the effects this decision might have on the famed artist’s funk.
“The authenticity of funk is generally proportional to the agility of one’s groove,” [...]
History To Republicans: I’m not on your side anymore!
by Robert PinderhuzeAfter observing the almost fatal collapse of the United States government, and the passionate contentious election in 2008, History finally made it’s decision on which party it will join forces with.
In a statement released to History professors all over the country, History made clear that it will no longer side with the Republican Party.
“I’m fed [...]
